One word game with Andy and Bryan Stars..
Bryan: Let's do it about Matt. Matt..
Andy: Is
Bryan: The..
Andy: Is
Bryan: ..... Try again
Andy: Is
Bryan: Matt is the is.. Um.. Ugly..
Andy: Is
Bryan: I don't think he gets it. Are you okay Andy?
Andy: Is
Bryan: I think you fell a little hard..
Andy: ..... Is
"If you’re ever going to jump 30 feet off of some marble onto some more marble, don’t sit down first."
- Andy Biersack (via ravens-and-razorblades)
Matt: I'll give you an example of when it gets weird. We're playing in London, recently, girl winds up onstage, clearly underage, runs up, I think she's gonna hug me. No. She grabs me by the shirt and kisses me and then jumps in the crowd and I'm like, "Cool. I hope I don't go to jail now." Thats when it gets weird.
Andy: There's nothing you can do at that point, I mean... that's... I don't think anyone would...
Matt: ... its actually reverse statutory rape...
Andy: Its reverse statutory rape... you're not... outwardly statutory rape... you're not an outward... you're an accidental rapist at that point.
Andy: Which is a terrible band name by the way... accidental rapist...
wowfunniestposts:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
what a funny blog
(Source: smile-cheshire-smile, via fuckbitchesgetdannyworsnop)
Matt: I'll give you an example of when it gets weird. We're playing in London, recently, girl winds up onstage, clearly underage, runs up, I think she's gonna hug me. No. She grabs me by the shirt and kisses me and then jumps in the crowd and I'm like, "Cool. I hope I don't go to jail now." Thats when it gets weird.
Andy: There's nothing you can do at that point, I mean... that's... I don't think anyone would...
Matt: ... its actually reverse statutory rape...
Andy: Its reverse statutory rape... you're not... outwardly statutory rape... you're not an outward... you're an accidental rapist at that point.
Andy: Which is a terrible band name by the way... accidental rapist...
How my conversations usually go
friend: what are you up to?
me: listening to Black Veil Brides
friend: oh, what are you drawing there?
me: Black Veil Brides
friend: who's on your shirt?
me: Black Veil Brides
friend: who are you writing about?
me: Black Veil Brides
friend: what are you wa-
me: Black Veil Brides
friend: wha-
me: Black Veil Brides
me: Black Veil Brides
me: Black Veil Brides
me: *cries*
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] iamglenc0c0:
captaintiny:
liamdryden:
bcky:
timelordy-teganbreann:
iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger:
The Hanging Tree - The Hunger Games
(fan arrangment by adrisaurus)
(cover art by ~La-Chapeliere-Folle)
I am ashamed to call myself a singer/musician after hearing this
ugh just read this bit a few hours ago ;______________________________;
omg
This is absolutely stunning.
This is how I imagined it in my head
wow….
I just went to my friends house with my boyfriend and it was all going ok! Then he went to the bathroom, she pinned my to the settee and went “He’s wearing make up! Why!?”
I just laughed so hard! He’s wearing eyeliner…. She was so serious too… ohmygod… dying of laughter…
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]i-go-to-vengeance-university:
hannah-ler:
pother:
What happens when you microwave a bag of doritos.
WHAT
BUT WHY
OH MY GOD
what…the fuck… was that
(Source: yourdopenightmare, via zombieswanted)
